Figuring out the scam

Just brought my housemates back from the airport, and I finally figured out the real reason for the moronic new TSA regs - booze! My housemates said they saw bottle after bottle of expensive wines being confiscated today. Yeah, I bet those'll get back to their owners. Makes me wish I worked at the SF airport today - you know they must have thousands of good Napa bottles there for the TSA goons to swipe.

As for scams, if you have to travel during this pre-election security hype, get yourself a knee injury. The lines for people in wheelchairs are much shorter than those for the standing ...

Half a mil for a superhero hideout

Or a villain's lair ...

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